What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

gabbi nunez ;)

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Woman's rights

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

say cheese

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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