- Anti Joke

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

you know whats funny... nothing.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

A man makes a sandwich.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos