- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

hahahahaha thats not funny

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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