What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Gun Control

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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