- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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