- Anti Joke

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.