- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

JUST KIDDING^

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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