What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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A man makes a sandwich.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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A mans opinion.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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How old are you? 20

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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