3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Dylan is gay

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Anti Joke

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