- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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