What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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