Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

women's rights.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

knock knock piss off

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Religion.

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