- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What you reading? reading?

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

baby seal walks into a club

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

whats white and looks like paper paper

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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