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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

i have a christmas tree.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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