A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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