What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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knock knock. come in.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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