- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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