- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Dylan is gay

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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