Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Flop dog

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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