There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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This sentence is false.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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women's rights.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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