A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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