- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

My parents have an open marriage.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

God

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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