A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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