- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

woman's rights

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What did the car do? CRASH!

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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