So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

im @ work, LOL.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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