How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

men's rights.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Womens rights

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

potatoes

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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