- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

God

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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