How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

95556

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

men's rights.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Womens rights

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...