What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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