the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Im black

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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