- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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