- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

No thank you, I don't like violence

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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