My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

The Christian Bible.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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