- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

This is not a joke

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

TIMMAH!

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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