- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

anti jokes are for fags

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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