Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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