What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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bacon

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Breast cancer.

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knock knock get lost!

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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brandon ya twwat

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Donald Trump.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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