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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

knock knock get lost!

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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