- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

I can count to potato.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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