- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

xavier stop

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Where's my tractor?

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