Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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