- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

why was the boy sad? because.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Gorden Brown.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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