- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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