so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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The Holocaust.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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