– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

modern love

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

racism...deal with it!

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

you are a åsshole :)

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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