Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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all jokes aside...

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The Christian Bible.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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