- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

what do u call a apple a apple

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What is more worse than death? Death

Moo! I'm a goat!

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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