- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe