What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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