why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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minorities

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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