A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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This is not a joke

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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