what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Breast cancer.

Justin Bieber

How long is a china man?

#Hanging Degus

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

dick dick dick... frogs

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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