Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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hey, my names mark.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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