What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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This joke is funny

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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