- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

out of your comfort zone

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Bob dole

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A man... walks.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Christianity

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Scott Gomez

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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