- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

I was born.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

The Game.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Hi what I lug you

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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