- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

The dewey decimal system

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

i love to lick...

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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