Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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