- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Womens Rights

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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