- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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