Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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