A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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thomas!!!!

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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