- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

dick dick dick... frogs

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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