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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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