- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Make little things count Teach midgets math

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Knock Knock Go Away

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Obama

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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