Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Adele walks into the stables

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The Detroit Lions

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knock knock come in!

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Hahaha

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Anti Joke

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