You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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