What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Oh...okay, good.

L's I's that took Viagra.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

hextech crafting too opieop

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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