A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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The dewey decimal system

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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