kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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