How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Hail Heetluh

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Your Mom!!!

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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