- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Your Mom!!!

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Hail Heetluh

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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