Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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The MLS

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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