In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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woman's rights

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Im black

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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