How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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