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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

The jets are a good team..

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

thomas!!!!

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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