why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

PENIS

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Mitt Romney

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Has u seen my grammar?

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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