Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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woman's rights

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Im black

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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