- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

The dewey decimal system

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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