What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

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