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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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