What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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