Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Queens Park rangers

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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People Order Our Patties

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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