why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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