Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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I am a nigger.

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Anti Joke

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