Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Of course, first door on your left

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

learn the ropes?

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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