- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Of course, first door on your left

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

learn the ropes?

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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