- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

GADZOOKS!

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

whats yellow? lots of things.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

all your base are belong to mark

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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