A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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