- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

A possesed goat: "moo"

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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