why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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